Derek and eoin talk in a cafe chatting about the randomness of last night the door then locked and they were sucked into a portal of apples
when tey arrived they were greeted by a apple king
"Welcome to fruit land! we live in peace and prosperity but are at war with the potatos so we shall great you with dead potatos as a banquet!"
after eating potatos ith eyes he chatted with the king and the king announced a dance the apples started dancing around like crazy then one started rappiung
"WERE THE APPLE THE KING OF THE PACK
WERE THE APPLES BEST OF EM ALL!
WERE THE APPLES IN RED GREEN OR GOLD!
WERE THE APP-"
this rapper was interupted by potatos marching through with a giant fruit peeler
"SURRENDER OR WE WILL KILL THE KING!"
THEY PUT THE KING UNDER THE FRUIT PEELER AND HE GASPED EOIN AND DEREK FAINTED FROM SUCH RANDOMNESS
A PIXIE PICKED THEM UP AND THREW THEM IN THE TOFFEE PITS
donkey shooter picked up eoin and derek and ate them pooed them out and they woke up as poos
they then ate all the potatoes apples and other inhabitants of fruit land
THE NEXT DAY
derek went to the toiletwhen he finished he was pulled into his toilet by bits of poo and dragged too poo land
too be continued...