The End

Kallista ran foward bolting towards the room kalliope was in kalliope appeared to be distracted by another person, Just then the door slammed shut Kallista turned to the Midnight black haired woman standing next to Lillivale, unlike last time her hair was copper and shining like a penny.
"WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU!" Roared Kallista screaming at the woman
"Well first of all I'm Coppernight Everchange  nice to meet you and second of all thats the kiln of souls they suck people in with images to force them in, so theoretically I saved your life well soul actually." Coppernight said calmly.
Kallista, more enraged then ever through a whole ray of fire at her to be stopped by Lillivale sticking out a hand and stopping the flame.
"Watch out!" Screamed a voice followed by a clanging of armour on the floor
Stood in front of the armour was a man with hair like polished wood and a fist covered with metal and gems sprouting out of his back which, shrank back down soon after.
Coppernight ran forward and kissed him passionately* the man kissed back
"Knurlgem!" Lillivale screamed they exchanged gretting and shook hands.
but before he could be introduced a bolt of lightning whipped out.
"You think it was over?!" screamed Baron next to Dantea and Nefarian
"Oh damn!" Complained Kallista completely everted from the earlier argument
"Thanks to you we came up with a new plan, we would come here and summon our master again" he smirked Nefarian
Knurlgem then grew massive gems on his back and his hands grew into gems he then sliced at the cloud which deteriated shortly after
The heat of hell made it easy to use fire so it was thrown in large rays, Copperchange pulled out her bow and fired arrows,
Baron and his team, realising that they were swamped left short after.
Lillivales hands turned a stone into a sword and changed it back "Lets go." He said and ran off at such speed no man could be equivalent of except one, Necros.
As they ran foward a large light was sprouting p in the horizon "What on earth is that?" Queried Dragona
"Well first of all what on hell is that, second of all a summoning sigil bringing something back to life" said Knurlgem struggling to keep up.
when they reached the building the light was sourced they were surpised, it was a large ruin with stones circling a altar in the middle a corpse of one man, Lord Vile.
They circled around the altar and on the count of 3 ran inside it.
"What are you doing here!" screamed Dantea
"We are here to destroy ou your friedns your master from destroying this world so i can hit necros in the training arena again." Replied Lillivale
"hey!" Necros said angrily
Though their arguments where short lived swords clashed and blood flew.
Skylara turned into a wolf and bit Baron on the shoulder who ran in fear.
Kallista drove her sword through Danteas arm who dissapeared shortly after.
Bridget whipped Nefarian in the face twice who ran away too.
After returning from hell to earth they arrived at their old warehouse, set up near Kenspeckle's place.
THE END

Short posts

the realisation that my posts have been short just came to me so i am publishing my book the Black lightning
i hope you will like it i will post chapter per chapter

Hell

The other end of the portal was boiling hot, the whole area around them was bronzish reddish.
Lillivale was nowhere to be seen.
as they enetered a man with a gray face asked "Cause of death?"
Sludge rose up behind the man and entered his moth the man then said in Lillivales voice "Go ahead." and handed them some tickets.
as Bridget walked in she noticed something.
"Wait! if this is the land of the dead and I am dead...." She asked slowng down as she thought what could happen.
"You'll be fine when we get you out you will still be a vampire.
"well then what are we waiting for lets find your brother..." She replied
They scanned through hell it wasnt very easy as alot of people have died over the time but there was one section for magic users so they could nail it down to there.
As they scanned the area Kallista stopped gaping....
"Kalliope!"

The Labryninth of Doom: The Awakening

As they awoke there was disturbance in the air.
All but the girl and the  ghoul awoke.
They stared around the maze they knew they had to get moving or else The deadly threee will have a advantage so with a small push and awakening everyone else but the girl they were off.
Necros Carried the girl while Lillivale Carrying the Supplies.
They seemed to weave through the maze for hours.
There was a strange Thump
THUMP! "Whats that?" Asked skylara
Bridget Cracked her whip spinning it around.
there was a movement somewhere down a hall of the maze.
Something dashed behind them.
They all immediately unsheathed their weapons.
They turned around and a Floating wrinkled face  followed by a trail of darkness was there.
"Don't attack! its a soul sucker..." Lillivale yelled
they had no time to ask what it was it breathed in and a vortex aimed at the girl appeared something seemed to be dragged out of here.
Lillivale grabbed the face
"WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH MY FRIENDS!" Lillivale screamed at the top of his voice... and he has a loud one...
"i-i-i am here to collect the soul nice to see you out of the underworld... 1 Diamondsnipe out 1 to go." the soul sucker said with a raspy voice
the girl awoke but didnt say anything
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN... wait is my brother there?" Lillivale asked
"Yesssss." the soul sucker hissed
the soul sucker dissapeared Lillivale then summoned a tone of sludge it whirled around into a portal.
He jumped in
"What do we do?" asked Bridget whipping her whip at a rat
"Well Lillivale obviously wants his brother out i want my sister out too but i cant do that..." kallista said weakly.
They dived in the portal The Ghoul just left....

The Labryninth of Doom

As they woke up in a cell Bridget glared around frantically Kallista stood up she noticed no one but the group was in the cell Darkshire Was outside the cell Necros was trying to Force the door open Lillivale tried to pick the lock.
Lillivale whipped some sludge around and before he could transform it Necros Whipped some energy with it combined it slammed on the door and broke it down Everyone awoke Immediately darkshire remained asleep There was a river in the room running down the cave into a pitch black cave.
Lillivale stared at a pebble he flicked it up in mid air "Knurl! Stenr!" The rock immediately change into a large Canoe
"What did you do?" Asked Leo fiddling with some Iron on the floor
"Its an ancient language magic can be used with it, I found some sort of translater in Hell."
"Mind the language!" Kallista yelled
"No literally in hell" Lillivale Retorted Already in The canoe he picked up some more stones he Got some Twigs and said "Vondr! Stenr!" The Twigs grew into Oars and they all hopped in.As they Rowed Down the stream There was a whisp of darkness appearing from the water Raising from the Darkness was a Girl.
The girl was beatiful the man gaped when they saw her.
Her eyes Dark green slightly tilted Like a cat Her hair Black As night her body was well built she had a belt With two sheaths and a clip that held a bow and arrow
Lillivale Stared Unimpressed he didnt fancy women His brother who Had died from the wrath of lord vile had married the most beautiful woman who he adored since she died he had never fancied a woman though he did like how she was built, For fighting.
Her eyes opened and She Staggered and fell in the canoe it didnt fit so Lillivale shouted again "Knurl! Stenr!"
The boat extended and she fit in The boat started shaking violently
"Waterfall Ho!" Shouted Kallista
the boat rocked Violently Lillivale repeated the words "Knurl! Stenr!" the boat grew to a giant capsule with a see-through window in the front it fell down and it bounced around
"Knurl! Stenr!" The boat Changed to a bunch of stones
"Vondr Stenr!" The Oars changed into some logs
Leo Started a fire while revealing a metal golem it walked around for a while then came back and shrunk.
The Fire burned The golem, Somehow had caught some meat htey ate it and chatted
"What do we do now? asked Bridget
before anyone could answer there was a small crash and a sound "Hmmm weve gotten closer..."
thats all they could here They knew who the voice was Darkshires
"Great Not only do they have The weapon of The first necromancer They have a advantage over us!" Cried Nicollete
"Now how do suspect us do beat them?!" Asked Leo
"We will see...." Kallista Said graciously

THE RANDOMNESS 2: RETURN OF THE RANDOMNESS

Derek and eoin talk in a cafe chatting about the randomness of last night the door then locked and they were sucked into a portal of apples
when tey arrived they were greeted by a apple king
"Welcome to fruit land! we live in peace and prosperity but are at war with the potatos so we shall great you with dead potatos as a banquet!"
after eating potatos ith eyes he chatted with the king and the king announced a dance the apples started dancing around like crazy then one started rappiung
"WERE THE APPLE THE KING OF THE PACK
AYO!
WERE THE APPLES BEST OF EM ALL!
AYO!
WERE THE APPLES IN RED GREEN OR GOLD!
AYO!
WERE THE APP-"
this rapper was interupted by potatos marching through with a giant fruit peeler
"SURRENDER OR WE WILL KILL THE KING!"
THEY PUT THE KING UNDER THE FRUIT PEELER AND HE GASPED EOIN AND DEREK FAINTED FROM SUCH RANDOMNESS
A PIXIE PICKED THEM UP AND THREW THEM IN THE TOFFEE PITS
donkey shooter picked up eoin and derek and ate them pooed them out and they woke up as poos
they then ate all the potatoes apples and other inhabitants of fruit land
THE NEXT DAY
derek went to the toiletwhen he finished he was pulled into his toilet by bits of poo and dragged too poo land
too be continued...

THE RANDOMNESS

Dereks house
he sits drinking tea solemnly on his couch he heres a bunch of bangs from his computer he runs there and finds...
A bunch of purple pixies and donkey shooter wearing donkey skinned clothes
"i shall make you post"
the pixies swarm him and enter his mouth and control his body little did donkey know he was about to have a allergic reaction
derek threw up and te pixies drowned in the spew.
Donkey shooter hen throws a temper tantrum
"YOU IMBECILE THOSE WERE THE BEST AT SUPPLYING CANDY!"
he sends out more pixies and a one eyed one humped purple people eater which breathes purple flame and likes toffee he makes his pixie dunk him in toffee and the purple people eater devours him whole the purple people eater has a allergic reaction too derek and throws him up derek does some krav maga moves only to be stopped by pixies he sends out a derek eater which eats him but is allergic to dereks hair
Donkey shooter screams out ppixies which blow the roof off which flies ver far away
Eoin Colfers house
Eoin was busy writing a new Artemis Fowl book then bang his roof fell in but to be replaced by the Derek landys and is computer was smashed up
"DONKEY SHOOTER!" yells derek and eoin at the same time
"WOOPS!" says donkey shooter and flys away on a retarted dwarf
THE END
random huh?